Samantha Ronson Bikini Pictures

I was just thinking that what this site lacks is bikini pictures, when I came across a picture of Samantha Ronson celebrating with Nicole Ritchie and thought that maybe I should take that thought back. But now that I can't unsee these pictures, I thought I'd subject you all to them as well.

I could have sworn that Ronson was cute before. I don't know what happened. But I think I'll use this as an open call to Sam to give us some better shots. Come on, what do you say, Sam?

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Aguilera & Ronson Dating?

The lesbian plot has just thickened...Christina Aguilera has denied reports that Samantha Ronson is the reason she has filed for divorce from husband Jordan Bratman. She is saying it is a good, longtime friendship and nothing more than that. Aguilera and Ronson have been photographed spending time together just days after the split. Watch out Christina, Lindsay is going to go ballistic over this new development!
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Samantha Stands Up For Lindsay

Samantha Ronson was none to happy when Joan Rivers Tweeted:

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

Lindsay Lohan had 'F-ck you' painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had 'Eat me you party skank,' painted on hers.

Her twitter response to the slams:

Hey Joan Rivers you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can't hear.

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Samantha Ronson Has a New Girlfriend. Or Hugs Her Friends. Whichever.

Samantha Ronson was spotted hugging someone, so we have to assume that they're fucking. I know that if two people hug in public, there's simply no other explanation. But regardless, I'm reasonably confident that Lindsay's using all her Deep Throat money to buy a rocket launcher to off the competition, just in case.

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Samantha Ronson's New Ink

Samantha Ronson tweeted a picture of her newest tattoo. What do you think?

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Lindsay Lohan Throws Things.

Around when Lindsay Lohan was kicked off the only film that would consider her, she was also kicked out of another night club, The Trousdale, after throwing a tantrum and a glass over her infamous ex, Samantha Ronson. Page Six reports:

"Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."

It's nice to hear this stuff. Not because I like to hear that a girl's suffering through a complete mental breakdown, but because I can rest assured that I've never, ever dated anyone quite as crazy as Samantha Ronson has.

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Samantha's Response To Lindsay

Samantha Ronson was short, sweet, and to the point when asked why she thinks Lindsay Lohan threw a bottle. All she said was that Lindsay's an angry person. Simple enough.
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Lindsay and Sam Define Dyke Drama

Lindsay Lohan was back at twitter claiming that Samantha Ronson spit in her face at a party after Coachella. Samantha tweeted "guess what didn't happen tonight" which I'm assuming was a response. We could say that Lindsay is a lunatic who will forever rant about her ex, but I think Lindsay was just being metaphorical. Metaphorical means succumbing to drug induced hallucinations, right?

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Lindsay & Sam Back Together?

I'm not a fan of Lindsay Lohan lately and she just seems to be making one bad decision after another. The rumor mill has begun to turn again because Lindsay was seen with out her ex Sam out at some place called Teddy's. Of course they left separately but Lindsay took off in the passenger seat of Sam's car while Ronson's sister drove. Dun dun dun.
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If It Weren't for Sam Lindsay Would Be Straight

Lindsay Lohan (ho looks so much better with dark hair) did a two day interview with The Sun where she talks about a whole bunch of stuff, but I've narrowed it down to the queer parts. Despite rumors that she had dated women before such as Courtenay Semel, Lindsay says she was never interested in any woman but Sam, and that she'll be going back to the penis if the two can't reconcile. Some quotes:

"I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We're still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.

"If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She's the only woman I've been attracted to.

"We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don't know."

Apparently she's also writing a book. I can't imagine what would be in it, but I bet it would be a great thing to curl up with if I had a big bottle of gin in hand. Tell you what - if she writes and publishes this thing, I'll get so drunk I understand her and write a book review here. Mark my words. It will be done.
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Updates

MTV Shows

So Prairiegrrl is away at the Olympics undoubtedly checking out all the hot, athletic bodies while I waste away at my demanding job. Which is my way of saying I suck for not posting and trying to divert blame. So here's what you missed the last while:
Sarah Silverman did an awesome interview where supporting same sex marriage. Watch the video (above). Very cool.

Casey Johnson died of a different ype of irresponsibility that we all suspected. It was uncontrolled diabetes, not an OD that ended her life so early.

It's been rumored that Sam Ronson has been smacking Lindsay Lohan around. I never support violence, but if you need to beat a Lohan, I'd suggest Michael instead. Much more satisfying.

Adam Lambert is Billboard's Sexiest Man in music. 

Thomas Beatie, the trans man who has had a couple kids with his wife, is pregnant for the third time.

Lindsay Lohan is a hoarder and getting televised help for her mess.

Alexander McQueen commited suicide at age 40.

More to follow.


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Happy Birthday Sam!

Samantha Ronson celebrated her 32nd birthday last night with girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. (Ronson was born August 7th, 1977) Instead of letting her enjoy her evening, Lohan made a dig at her off again, on again beau. When asked if they were going to stop fighting, Lindsay boldy stated, "tell her that not me". Seriously, keep your mouth closed for one night, it won't kill you!!
Anyways, Happy Birthday!!
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An Explanation for Portia's New Look.

So now we know why Portia looked like she was in someone else's clothing. This isn't her. It's Sam's friend Drea de Matteo, who, at least in these pictures, looks strangely similar to Portia in bad clothes. Which is probably why the photo agency got the name wrong. So my fantasies can return to normal. Lindsay Lohan's fantasies, however, can stay the same while she freaks out about Sam going to dinner with some other blond girl. A video of her going to Sam's early in the morning for a good old fashioned screaming match after the jump.




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I Feel Conflicted...

I'm unsure what to say. It would seem that someone took a picture of Portia de Rossi in some random other lesbian's clothing sharing a lighter with Samantha Ronsen. Now I have to admit, I find both of these women incredibly attractive in completely opposite ways. The idea of the two of them hanging out so that I can see them both in one picture is pretty great, not counting the drool that's likely to wind up on my keyboard. Which is where the conflict comes in. Sam looks like the loveable dyke whose always welcome in my bed. Portia, however, looks like she woke up from a black out at a lesbian party in Wisconsin and threw on the first clothes she saw while frantically calling Sam to get her out of there. Where's the beautiful lipstick lesbian of my dreams? She could probably have pulled off Sam's clothes better than the ones she's wearing here.

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I Found a Way To Make Michael Jackson Relevant to This Blog

It seemed unnatural not to report on Michael Jackson's death when we heard about it, but he's just not gay. I mean, Heath Ledger played a gay guy on TV, so that was easy. I could even manage a straight gay-icon if MJ was one of those, but, despite makeup and dancing and strange flair, I could never see MJ as even remotely gay. So here's a gay man's childhood memory of Michael Jackson instead. And, mostly, an excuse to watch more Anderson Cooper.

More queer celebrity reactions behind the cut.

r.i.p. Michael Jackson *my love and prayers go out to the Jackson family.. "you are not alone" -mj

@SarahKSilverman i'm so sad about this news...people need to respect the Jackson family's privacy..

sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family

Lindsay Lohan on Twitter

His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I'm sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson

Say what you want about Michael Jackson's private life (just not near me) but NO ONE can deny his talent, his compassion and his legacy.

Samantha Ronson on Twitter

RIP MJ

Adam Lambert on Twitter

I'm too lazy to look for more. Feel free to send them my way.


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Lindsay Lohan Is the Most Persistent Person Ever

Lindsay Lohan was stuck waiting outside Sam's house first for her to come home, then to be let in.

A distressed Lindsay Lohan is finally let into ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson's home at 3am. The troubled young actress had reportedly been in tears in her car as she waited outside the property for the DJ to return home. Samantha made Lindsay wait for a while on her doorstep before finally relenting and letting her in.

If Lindsay was as persistent about her career as she is about this relationship she could probably actually get a part or two. Hell, she could probably even get sober again with that sort of dedication. Probably.

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Surprising Drama Between Lindsay and Sam.

In the least surprising news in the world, Lindsay and Sam have broken up again. This time it's all because Nicole Richie doesn't like Lindsay. E reports:

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.

I'm sorry, Lindsay, but this is where I have to stop defending you. If this was, in fact true, I would suspect that Nicole didn't want you to make a drunken scene at that party. The best thing to do would probably be to prove that you would indeed have made a drunken scene by Tweeting about cheating (hey, I rhyme!) and other garbage. She writes such gems as:

I can't sleep @samantharonson its your fault!

Within two hours she seems to have changed her mind.

I love being alone. Feels safe coz I can only trust myself...ya, sad. But I'm cool with it :) that's y I share it with others in films.

But that only lasts an hour, too.

Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face (s) ?? Sr?

Sam, move on. (maybe to my house? Just saying...) Lindsay, go get some help before I have to write something even more depressing about you.

A screen shot of all Lindsay's posts under the cut.

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Lindsay Tweets Sam a Vulva Bug Picture?

Lindsay Lohan sent a picture to Samantha Ronson on twitter, calling her baby. The picture was a VW Bug with a vulva painted on the hood.

The picture is under the cut and is NSFW if your boss doesn't like you to look at car vulvas at the office. But what I really want to know is what the hell Lindsay is wearing in the above photo? I think that shirt is far more obscene than any car's paintjob.




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More Lindsay and Sam

The easiest couple in the world to gossip about seem to be back in full swing. They're wearing matching necklaces (I don't even want to know what's in those things) and Lindsay was seen leaving Sam's house earlier this week, half an hour after Sam had already left - which means she has keys.

Even Lindsay's father seems to be ok with this pairing. Because you know how much the world values his opinions...


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And They Said Stalking Didn't Pay Off...

So I said that when they were photographed together I'd start writing about them again, so here it is: the first picture I've found of Lindsay and Sam together. They're checking in to Heathrow to leave London together. Lindsay twittered (tweeted?) about it:

Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!


Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)

So Lindsay and Sam are patching things up, Lindsay is working again - maybe there's still a little hope left for these guys.

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