Lindsay and Sam Define Dyke Drama

Lindsay Lohan was back at twitter claiming that Samantha Ronson spit in her face at a party after Coachella. Samantha tweeted "guess what didn't happen tonight" which I'm assuming was a response. We could say that Lindsay is a lunatic who will forever rant about her ex, but I think Lindsay was just being metaphorical. Metaphorical means succumbing to drug induced hallucinations, right?