Now You Can Literally Piss on Gene Simmons' Face.

This is the best ad campaign ever. Not because it's particularly effective or thought provoking, but just because after Simmons' idiotic comments about Adam Lambert the other day, I can't help but fall in love with who ever it was who gave people the chance to piss all over Gene Simmons' face. The urinal cakes were spotted in NYC. And get this - some of them talk!

I need a funnel and a ticket to NYC...

Source.

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Gene Simmons Talks Out of His Ass

If you can get past the idiocy of the reporter, you can get on to the idiocy of Gene Simmons. It's a whole lot of both of them kissing Gene's ass, but then the discussion turns to Adam Lambert. Gene thinks that Adam needs to "shut up about his sexual preferences. ... Be quiet about what you do indoors and go out there and sing." Which is interesting coming from a guy who, rather than be quiet about what he does indoors, instead stars in a reality show about his home life.

I have a different suggestion. Simmons can quietly ask Lambert for style advice, starting with hair.


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