George Wayne "interviewed" Rachel Maddow for Vanity Fair, displaying his amazing skills at in-depth, meaningful questioning. Such as this great introduction:
G.W.: Now here you are, the most famous television dyke, well, since Dinah Shore!
And then onto such important topics!
G.W.: So, Miss "Cable Queen" as Vogue calls you, do you suffer from any paraphilia?
R.M.: Paraphilia?
G.W.: Listen to this saucy pendant! Paraphilia is having a rare erotic fetish. Perhaps you may indulge in eproctophilia?
R.M.: Duh?
G.W.: Darling! Eproctophiliacs are those sexually turned on by farts and farting!
R.W.: That word actually exists?
G.W.: It is the current rage of high society in jolly, kinky London. G.W. will admit to his Caesarophilia — erotic fascination with royalty. Especially that redhead Prince Harry. G.W. has been fantasizing more than ever of tossing that royal salad. I would floss every strand of that red burr to perfection.
But most importantly, his brilliant finish:
G.W.: By the way, before your Peacock Network makeover, didn't you have a dyke-stache?
R.M.: A what?
G.W.: Facial hair over your lip-a dyke-stache.
R.M.: I never had facial hair in my life.
G.W.: Thank you for that clarification, darling.
I think I'm qualified to interview famous queers, now. I mean, I was unsure at first, but after reading that, I've realized I'm really quite perfect for the job.
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