Courtenay Semel is Straight Now. Which Means She Still Shags Famous Chicks, Right?

Courtenay Semel started blogging on her myspace recently, which isn't really newsworthy. But after insisting she dated Tila Tiquila and Casey Johnson (and maybe Lindsay Lohan) I was surprised to read that she defines her orientation as "straight." But hey, maybe I'm straight, too. I just close my eyes and pretend all these girls are really big, beefy men. *shudder*

Thanks to Tolle for being awesome and making my job easier.

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Courtenay Semel And The Beautiful Art That is a Sex Tape

In more of her E! interview, Courtenay Semel discusses the sex tape she made with Casey Johnson which she and Casey then used to blackmail their parents when they needed cash. Now that is classy stuff. She describes it as beautiful, as art. Oh, and as a chance to make some quick cash like her friends have (no joke, she actually said that.) The sex tape is apparently in the Johnson family's possession, so we won't be seeing it ever. But, hey, at least they tried.
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Courtenay Semel Says Goodbye and Hates Tila Tequila as Much as the Rest of Us

Courtenay Semel, who dated both Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson as well as Lindsay Lohan, taped her goodbye to Casey for E! where she said "I will never, I don't think, be with anyone else." (Start countdown to Courtenay's next relation ship in five, four, three...) Courtenay at least seems somewhat sincere when compared to Casey's supposed fiance, so I think I'll lay off on the insults. But, I have to say, it's hard to lay off. Just watch the video and imagine all my sarcastic remarks.
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Tila Tequila is Batshit Insane

My least favorite queer famewhore, Tila Tequila, told Extra that she plans to adopt Casey Johnson's daughter, Ava.

I was getting really annoyed by Tila, but this is just too funny for words. Give Tila Tequila a kid? Why not just give the kid a bunch of used drug needles. Probably be safer than leaving the poor child in Tila's care. But maybe dating a woman for a month and faking an engagement makes a person qualified to adopt her orphaned daughter.


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Tila Not Invited to Casey's Funeral

Casey Johnson was buried in New Jersey with a private, open casket ceremony for family and friends. Her "fiancee," however, was not present. Tila, of course, blames her family for not taking their relationship seriously. And just as unsurprisingly, she is continuing to say weird things and act generally insane on her Twitter, where she updates approximately every 30 seconds.

Some other queer people have to get into the spotlight, fast. I'm really sick of writing about Tila Tequila. But I figure in a week or so, she'll have a new lover and be claiming that it's what Casey wanted. In the mean time, I'm going to be spending my time wishing that someone like Sean Connery comes out of the closet in a mini skirt and grabs the attention away fr a while.


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Tila and Casey's Engagement was Fake. Surprise!

In the most shocking event ever, it seems as though Tila and Casey's engagement was a stunt by Girls Gone Wild douchebag, Joe Francis who funds Tila's website. Tila's been refering to Casey Johnson as Casey Nguyn which must make the Johnson family so proud. Tila had been blogging and posting on Twitter constantly, and I tried to avoid being harsh since she lost someone who was at least somewhat close to her, if not what she claimed Casey was, but the attention seeking is just too much. So here's a picture of her "greiving" in front of paps a few days after her fake fiancee's death. Oh, yeah. And she's pregnant. Ew.

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Casy Johnson Death Updates

I tried to be respectful in the post about Casey Johnson's death, as it seemed like a good time to have a little respect. Which is more that I can say for her supposed fiancee.

While Casey's childhood friends like Paris Hilton managed to keep down the fame whoring, her "wifey" can't show the same sort of .. er .. can we say "class" when we're discussing these people? Anyhow, Tila has been updating her Twitter non-stop since Casey died, starting the rumor that she was told Casey was in a coma, not dead, and just being a complete psycho about everything. Now I know that she just lost someone arguably close to her, but instead of any human grieving she prances around smiling for photographers and Twitters non-stop. Even more strangely, Casey's life-long friend Nicky Hilton went to pick up Casey's dogs and Tila accused her of wanting to kill the dogs to bury with Casey, arguing with Nicky until the police were called. The levels of attention-seeking she's reaching are absolutely sick. The bitch just isn't sane.

The LA Coroner hasn't released a cause of death for Casey, though I don't think it will be a surprising one. When an otherwise healthy 30 year old drops dead in her home, I think it's fair to expect that drugs were involved. The case will be sealed for a while due to its publicity, but I suspect in a month or so we'll get the official reminder that drugs aren't a healthy option.


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Tila Tequila's Fiancee Found Dead

Tila Tequila's fiancee, Casey Johnson, the 30 year old Johnson & Johnson heiress, was found dead in her bedroom by her maids today. So far the cause of death is undetermined. Tila posted about it on her Twitter, saying "Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family."

As well as Tila, Ava also leaves behind her daughter Ava whom she adopted from Kazakhstan in 2007.
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