Surprising Drama Between Lindsay and Sam.

In the least surprising news in the world, Lindsay and Sam have broken up again. This time it's all because Nicole Richie doesn't like Lindsay. E reports:

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.

I'm sorry, Lindsay, but this is where I have to stop defending you. If this was, in fact true, I would suspect that Nicole didn't want you to make a drunken scene at that party. The best thing to do would probably be to prove that you would indeed have made a drunken scene by Tweeting about cheating (hey, I rhyme!) and other garbage. She writes such gems as:

I can't sleep @samantharonson its your fault!

Within two hours she seems to have changed her mind.

I love being alone. Feels safe coz I can only trust myself...ya, sad. But I'm cool with it :) that's y I share it with others in films.

But that only lasts an hour, too.

Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face (s) ?? Sr?

Sam, move on. (maybe to my house? Just saying...) Lindsay, go get some help before I have to write something even more depressing about you.

A screen shot of all Lindsay's posts under the cut.