I Feel Conflicted...

I'm unsure what to say. It would seem that someone took a picture of Portia de Rossi in some random other lesbian's clothing sharing a lighter with Samantha Ronsen. Now I have to admit, I find both of these women incredibly attractive in completely opposite ways. The idea of the two of them hanging out so that I can see them both in one picture is pretty great, not counting the drool that's likely to wind up on my keyboard. Which is where the conflict comes in. Sam looks like the loveable dyke whose always welcome in my bed. Portia, however, looks like she woke up from a black out at a lesbian party in Wisconsin and threw on the first clothes she saw while frantically calling Sam to get her out of there. Where's the beautiful lipstick lesbian of my dreams? She could probably have pulled off Sam's clothes better than the ones she's wearing here.