Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Megadeath's Dave Mustaine Against Gay Marriage Because He's Not Gay


So Megaloser Dave Mustaine recently went on Seattle Sounds for an interview where he uttered the following bullshit garbage:

Washington State, just this week, the governor signed gay marriage into law. Do you support gay marriage, or is that something you oppose?

Well, since I'm not gay, the answer to that would be no.

OK. What about for people who are gay?

Since I'm not gay, the answer to that would be no.



I have to assume, then, since he's not black, he's would have been against abolishing slavery. And since he's not a woman, he wouldn't have supported suffrage. And since he's not capable of human emotion and basic logic, he's likely in support of electing Rick Santorum. Oh wait - he is...

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