Ellen and Portia Aren't Having a Baby

According to Ellen's newest book, the couple have no baby plans in the works and anyone who says otherwise is making stuff up, since their place is already full of glass and animals. In her third book, Seriously...I'm Kidding, DeGeneres writes:

"People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house. ... We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed."

While I understand and support their decision, I can't help but think that they would be cool mothers with incredibly fashionable children. Ah, well.