Girl Guides Made Me Gay

I now know the root of all my problems - my parents put me in girl guides. The lovely Hans Zieger is a 25 year old candidate for the Washington State house of representatives. He has said that the Girl Scouts of America is a hotbed of lesbianism and atheism. Also, the Girl Scouts are pro-abortion, feminist training corps. Wow, he's bang on for everything....if only he would have told me sooner.