There's No Way Kim Zolciak is 31.

I almost never hear anything about Kim Zolciak, which is a shame, because she makes me feel incredibly good about myself. The woman above is a mere two years older than I am. I would have pegged her at two years older than my mother. I think she's the only famous person out there who manages to look a decade older than she is. And with those slippers, she looks like she might be adding curlers and a walker to her already grandmotherly look any moment now.