Saturday, March 20, 2010

Vancouvers Gay Top Model Search


Vancouver's Xtra is searching for the city's gay top model, and here are the top ten. There are better individual shots and a short four question interview with each man here. Since I've become a gay man lately, I feel totally qualified to pick the best of the lot. My top picks for body and interview answers are after the jump.


Body:

Age: 19
First impression: The Shy Guy

1) Tell me about the worst date you've been on...
I haven't really been on a date before. If someone were to plunk into my life that I would date, I would.

2) Missionary, doggy-style, 69 or man-sandwich?

Sandwich. Because it's fun with more people.

3) Do you squeeze toothpaste from the top of the tube or the middle?
A quarter of the way down.

4) How would you end a first date with me?

If it was a good date... I don't know. It depends on the date and how I felt at the end of the date.


Fraser. He's just pretty. What more do you need? Personality? OK, then I pick Riley, because I always love the smart ass.



Age: 24
First Impression: The Nicest Smart-ass in Town

1) Tell me about the worst date you've been on...
My future date with you.

2) Missionary, doggy-style, 69 or man-sandwich?
Doggy-style. I have no idea why. (Note: I could hear Riley's boyfriend say: "Because of the animal in you" in the background.)

3) Do you squeeze toothpaste from the top of the tube or the middle?
The middle. Definitely.

4) How would you end a first date with me?
With you paying the bill and hopefully never hearing from you again.

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