If It Weren't for Sam Lindsay Would Be Straight

Lindsay Lohan (ho looks so much better with dark hair) did a two day interview with The Sun where she talks about a whole bunch of stuff, but I've narrowed it down to the queer parts. Despite rumors that she had dated women before such as Courtenay Semel, Lindsay says she was never interested in any woman but Sam, and that she'll be going back to the penis if the two can't reconcile. Some quotes:

"I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We're still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.

"If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She's the only woman I've been attracted to.

"We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don't know."

Apparently she's also writing a book. I can't imagine what would be in it, but I bet it would be a great thing to curl up with if I had a big bottle of gin in hand. Tell you what - if she writes and publishes this thing, I'll get so drunk I understand her and write a book review here. Mark my words. It will be done.