How Can You Not Love Johnny Weir?

I love Johnny Weir more and more every time I hear about him. Here's what I think is a clip form Be Good Johnny Weir (or at least it ends in an ad for it) where Johnny enjoys a massage machine. And I'd just like to say that if I was a man, I'd have all sorts of ridiculous sex with Johnny. But I'd still marry Anderson Cooper.

I think my gay crushes are getting out of control...