Robert Pattinson really hates vaginas. Or at least that's what he told Details when he did a recent photo shoot for them with a bunch of half naked women. So I think I can safely just blog about him as a gay now. Sparkly vampires who hate vaginas are pretty much the gayest thing I can think of. But, from the man himself:
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina," he tells Details. "But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours."
I have a friend who probably hates vaginas even more than Pattinson does. I know this because he brings it up as often as possible. He says "vagina" more than any OB-GYN in history. He's even sung about them. How normal is this for gay men? Regardless, now every time I see something about Robert Pattinson I'm going to think of anti-vag songs. I hope you do, too.
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