Megan Fox Is Trying to Make Me Hate Her Even More.

In an attempt to offend me at every turn, Megan Fox has made some comments about her weight and body image that insult lesbians.

Fox tells Britain's GQ magazine, "Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months... Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds."

Because if you want to be the opposite of hot, you end up looking like a lesbian. But lesbians are still better than bi women, right Megan?