Are You Sitting Down?

In ever so shocking news, Adam Lambert reveals to Rolling Stone that he's gay. Some of the better quotes completely out of context:

I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay.

I started to realize I wasn’t like every other boy.

I was like, ‘I’m going to glue rhinestones on my eyelids, bitch!

Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.’ I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context.

I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me.

I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader.

I love the Clay Aiken stab. If you want all this in context, look here.