AFA Hates Campbell's Soup

Campbell's Soup placed an ad in The Advocate featuring lesbian chef Lea Forant and her partner and child. Which is, of course, the end of good food and families forever. The AFA writes:

Campbell Soup Company has openly begun helping homosexual activists push their agenda. Not only did the ads cost Campbell's a chunk of money, but they also sent a message that homosexual parents constitute a family and are worthy of support. They also gave their approval to the entire homosexual agenda.

Because the homosexual agenda involves asking queers to use only Campbell's soup broths. It's part of our goal to nourish our people so that we're stronger and healthier than those evil heteros so that we can overthrow the government, destroy the family and still have enough energy for big gay orgies. You know, after the kids are in bed...