Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Tila Goes Hetero

So I guess Tila and Courtenay are over. I wonder if Tila's bisexuality is over, too? Page six says that she was spotted making out with Justin Long in Vegas.

JUSTIN Long is in a downward spiral when it comes to women. After Drew Barrymore broke up with him, Long took up with Kirsten Dunst, maintaining an on-again, off-again relationship for months with the "Marie Antoinette" star. But on Halloween, the "Mac Guy" hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww," our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn't get back to us.

OK, now I'm going to do something you'll never see me do again. Ever. I'm going to write something that doesn't bash Tila Tequila. Keep in mind, this is only for the purposes of queer politics and is not to be confused with my accepting Tila in any way, shape or form. Now:

Why "trampy bisexual"? I mean, yes, she's trampy, yes, she's bi, but there are plenty of trampy hets out there who aren't given that tag. It makes me wonder - if Tila wasn't (pretending) to be bi, would they have bothered to call her a tramp at all? She'd still be one, of course, but would they use the words? I hate that the bi girl is automatically assumed to be a slut. Even if it is true in this case. Not all bi girls act like Tila. I'm sure if you gave me a few days I could come up with at least one who doesn't. Maybe.*

*kidding, don't get your panties in a knot.

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