Someone Gets to Punch Michael Lohan

OK, not exactly queer gossip, but still post-worthy because someone gets to punch Michael Lohan for charity. Fox reports that Lohan is auctioning off the chance to climb in the ring with him at a charity boxing match at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, New York on November 24th. Bidding starts at $5000 and the money goes to the Long Island Community Chest which helps financially struggling families.

So by doing this, you can feel good about improving the world by punching Michael Lohan in the face. Oh, and by helping the needy, to, I suppose, if that's your thing. Mostly I just want to see Lohan get his face rearranged.