Elton John is Funnier Than I Am.

Sir Elton John talks to GQ about his musical Billy Elliot here. But the best quote in the article is about ice cream:

One last question: You played your fiftieth state, Vermont, this year. I wanted to ask you about the new ice cream Ben & Jerry’s created in commemoration, with sales to profit your AIDS foundation—the chocolate/peanut butter/cookie dough/butter brickle/white chocolate chunk confection christened Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road.
We were trying to find someone who came from Vermont that was famous, and Ben and Jerry came top of the list. They were so helpful and so great, and it was a delicious ice cream. I wanted to call it Fudge Packer.…

I can't make a smart ass comment about this because I can't top it...