Michael Lohan Still an Asshole

When asked about the possibility of Lindsay and Sam's engagement, Michael Lohan was his usual holier-than-thou moron, stating:

“I haven’t heard anything from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

If she's smart she wouldn't ask him to walk her down the isle if she was marrying a man, either. Personally I think she should scratch his name right off the guest list and add mine. I'd be way more fun and I'd only preach religion if given just the right type of drugs. And even then I'd probably only preach to the carpet, so no harm done.