Monday, June 23, 2008

Usher: All Lesbians Need is a Man


Usher has finally cleared up the true cause of lesbianism. It's not nature. It's not nurture. It's simply a lack of men. Usher's opinion:

Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men.

I'm so glad that this has been cleared up for me. All this time I thought I liked women because women were great. Turns out I like them because there aren't enough men in the world. Wow. But I'm still confused. If that's why women are queer, why are men queer? Are there not enough women either? Do we just need more people? Or are men so phenominal that both men and women want them. Supply and demand or something. I'll have to phone Usher to find out.

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