The Canadian PETA queen is trying out stand-up at Montréal's Just for Laughs festival. She has decided to add some gay jokes to her line up and I'm thinking it's not going to be very popular. Some examples of her humour:
Out in Calgary they are having a rodeo festival — the Stampede — where grown men actually tie a strap around a struggling animal's crotch and then climb onto his back and see if they can last eight seconds until they're thrown off. It's not just cruel — it's freaky. I was going to say it's really gay, but I spend a lot of time in West Hollywood, and the most hardcore gays I know don't even do that to each other. And when they ride, it lasts for a lot longer than eight seconds.
I know gay pride was here in Montréal last week. Woo-hoo! It's so nice that Canadian gays can get married. In California, it's not allowed, which is a bummer. Although I've got to say that after my last few husbands, my mom is begging me to be gay.
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