Michael Lohan Still Talking

So Michael Lohan has a brand new blog. You can expect it to be filled with the same old crap he always spouts, but today's post says that he and Lindsay have called a truce and that everyone can just shut up about them. I assume that he means everyone but him.

I seriously feel like an asshole for giving this guy any more attention. He seems to thrive off that whole "any press is good press" thing, and I'm starting to wonder if it's immoral to write about him here. But the truth is, while Lindsay isn't the most interesting queer girl out there, she's definitely the one who hides from the media the least, so in the absence of Christmas pictures of Ellen and Portia, I'll probably keep on posting this crap. Enjoy!
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Someone Gets to Punch Michael Lohan

OK, not exactly queer gossip, but still post-worthy because someone gets to punch Michael Lohan for charity. Fox reports that Lohan is auctioning off the chance to climb in the ring with him at a charity boxing match at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, New York on November 24th. Bidding starts at $5000 and the money goes to the Long Island Community Chest which helps financially struggling families.

So by doing this, you can feel good about improving the world by punching Michael Lohan in the face. Oh, and by helping the needy, to, I suppose, if that's your thing. Mostly I just want to see Lohan get his face rearranged.
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Lindsay is Sick of her Father, Too

Lindsay Lohan responded to her idiot father's Sam-bashing in an e-mail to Page Six:

My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren't speaking.
I am in a great place in life. I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I'm proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.
My past is behind me, and that's final. There's nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there's no story when things are calm and good.
But they might as well let it go because their lies don't affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she's a wonderful girl.
She loves me, as I do her.

Michael Lohan is insane. And even worse, he's annoying. I hope this is the end of his fame-whoring now. But I doubt it.
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More Family Drama

I'm not even sure this is worth posting about again, but Michael Lohan is once again being a complete loser. The moron sent an e-mail to X17 that trashes Sam, defends Joe Francis and threatens to say all sorts of dirty horrible "truths" about Sam if she doesn't get out of Lindsay's life. (Full e-mail here.)

This man is such an idiot. Lindsay is sober, working and happy. Look how happy they both look. I don't know what to say other than what I've already said. Michael Lohan = moron. I mean, how can anyone defend Joe Francis? Did he listen to that interview?
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Lindsay and Sam Tell Michael Lohan to Get Lost

Michael Lohan felt the need to spout off about Lindsay and Sam again after hearing that Sam was considering writing a book about her life. His fabulous insight:

I've shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at my wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realises who the people using her are. Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse. Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam.

I suppose Lindsay and Sam have had enough of his crap (finally!) and have each responded on their Myspace pages.

Lindsay writes:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life- don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going...

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I'm not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on...

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

And Sam writes:

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied

i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words... so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living.... i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else....so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all..... written by me..... when does your book come out mr. lohan?

I wish this would be the last we heard from Michael Lohan. It really doesn't matter what your opinion on Lindsay or Sam is, there's no way that anyone could possibly believe that Michael Lohan is anything but a idiot scum bag at this point.
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Lindsay and Sam Still Doing Stuff

So Lindsay and Sam still seem to be going strong. A rather different looking Sam spent some quality time with Lindsay and both of their mothers in New York. They're still being seen all over together, not doing much of anything interesting other than remaining a not-so-secret couple.

Recently, Lindsay decided to convert to Judaism after talking to Sam about the religion. Her father is still an idiot and still giving his opinion, of course.

As long as she believes in God...She’s exploring right now. She’s explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it’s just another phase. But either way, she’s involving God in her life, and I’m happy about that.

Lindsay's friends say she just can't be queer due to her overwhelming love of men's attention. In OK Magazine we hear:

Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks seem to be appearing in the relationship. On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”

Lindsay’s friend says, “She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”

But other friends insist that she's really very queer indeed to News of the World, talking about her relationship with Courtenay Semel. Some key quotes from "friends":

Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart. At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.

She met Lindsay in the summer of 2006 at a party in Malibu. From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing. But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out. Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.

Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship. She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’! Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.

Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha. Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.

So here's a cute picture of Lindsay and Sam out shopping in LA. just because they look cute and happy.


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Michael Lohan Still an Asshole

When asked about the possibility of Lindsay and Sam's engagement, Michael Lohan was his usual holier-than-thou moron, stating:

“I haven’t heard anything from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

If she's smart she wouldn't ask him to walk her down the isle if she was marrying a man, either. Personally I think she should scratch his name right off the guest list and add mine. I'd be way more fun and I'd only preach religion if given just the right type of drugs. And even then I'd probably only preach to the carpet, so no harm done.

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