Johnny Weir Wants to Dance.

Everbody's my favorite figure skater, Johnny Weir, is hoping to compete on the next Dancing With The Stars.

I hope [I’m going to do Dancing With the Stars]. I met Karina Smirnoff a few weeks ago and she was like, ‘Johnny, you are the perfect height for me. Let’s dance.’ So … it’s on. I’ve chosen my partner, I’m ready.

It seems like cheating to have someone who dances on ice for a living in the competition. I mean, I can hardly stay upright on skates, so if he can do the crazy shit he does there, imagine how good he'll be on solid ground. But they've had skaters before, and at least this skater will bring a little fabulousness to the whole competition. So, whoever picks the contestants, get going and pick Johnny. I can't wait to see his costumes.